So I created GrumpyGurl.
She is dark and gloomy. She has a pet armadillo, hates rainbows, fresh strawberries and pink stuff. She loves anything black, or grey, if black is unavailable or too expensive. She hopes to move to Minsk someday. This book would surely trigger angry phone calls to librarians were it ever to see the green desk light of a library, so I decided to create a blog for her!
Disclaimer: This is not for your young children! Unless you are used to feeding them dead beetles for breakfast. In that case, all will be just fine.